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Sarah helps Grayson write a new song, but Jules advises him not to act so needy around her. While "posing" for Travis' photo club pictures they talk about Grayson being in a relationship with Sara (Their phrase, not mine, thank God.) . Lots of it. This week's primary plot focused around Travis wanting to photograph Jules and Grayson's wedding. Laurie and Ellie's relationship is the oddest on the show and by far my favorite. “Mother of God, I gotta drink!. Ellie: Good god, Jules. [after Jules puts Grayson in charge of Travis while she's gone]: Travis: Do not come . Jules: Oh my god, that bag is soaked with grease. Andy: What, we're gonna throw our marriage away because I missed a baby.
Well in my head, you did. You were also captain of the crew team. This is a weird day. Smith wasn't attracted to you because he thought you were couth. Grayson, that is a word that only women are allowed to use when they're really angry with another woman.
You know, the opposite of uncouth. Right, because if I didn't know what couth meant putting an un in front of it makes it perfectly clear. What should we do today? We could read magazines, or look at shoes online. You know, we both only like sex between that small window of three and three forty-five. Should we do that? Today let's just kiss without it having to lead anywhere. I love being married to you! I know, I'm so glad we killed Andy and buried him in the backyard.
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Did you really think you could get away with it? Are there really women out there that will have sex with me just because they're mad about something? Oh yeah, for sure. This is very exciting news. You know there are also girls that will sleep with you because their friends are prettier.
This just keeps getting better. Stop Dragging My Heart Around [1. Mom, I'm gonna be home late tonight.
Be home by midnight. And remember my rule, don't wake me up when you come in.
Solid parenting, as always. Well, I'm a better mom asleep.
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Did lover boy tell you he likes Jules? I just said someday I could end up with a girl like her. Jules is your someday girl? A someday girl is someone who someday someone else can see themselves ending up with someday. Someday girl is a great title for a new song. All the Wrong Reasons [1. I want to put that on a string and wear it around my neck. Sweetie, when you say people's body parts are so adorable you want to wear them, it makes you seem a little serial killer-ey, especially when you do it about kids.
I'd love to have a scarf of little baby hands. See, that's not a great out loud thought Bobby: When a Kid Goes Bad [1. Oh my god, that bag is soaked with grease. I'm telling you right now, i don't care what's in it, I'm eating it.
It's a human head. If it's deep fried, I'm still in. You know how old I was the first time I got really drunk?Jules and Grayson's Relationship - Cougar Town - TBS
Never been really drunk. However, talking to Sara in a coffee shop seems to have lightened the mood. The bathroom-warming party is going well. The bathroom does look great, and it even has one of those electronic Japanese toilets Everybody figures Grayson is going to be all cocky and full of himself. Yeah, my little Sare-Bear's tummy was growling, so we got a wittle num-num for her. But Jules, Ellie, and Laurie are convinced that Grayson is "pursey-whipped.
Jules confronts him about it She shows him some of the evidence from Travis' camera which thankfully is no longer taking pictures of everything, including Ellie nakedsuch as feeding Sarah ice cream and painting her toenails.
She tells Grayson not to smother Sara or Sara will start pulling away. Grayson writes it off to Jules being jealous. Jules consults Laurie and Ellie on this Jules channels her inner Monica to say that she won't ever do that again, which elicits laughs from both of them, and Travis, and Travis' girlfriend Kylie.
Andy is having problems with Ellie because they haven't had sex in a while.
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He follows Bobby's Brian Van Holt advice to act cool about it and not let her think he's dying to have sex. It works, until Ellie drops her robe. Andy goes back to Bobby for more advice, because that never goes wrong. Bobby says his only recourse now is to get all the sexual desire out of his system so he doesn't go crazy for Ellie. He's gotta make a few "shower babies. Travis is having problems with Kylie, beyond the two of them heading to different colleges.
Ellie nails it on the head when Travis wants to use Ellie's naked picture for his collection and never took any naked ones of her.