Meet the parents can you milk me

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meet the parents can you milk me

Meet the Parents () Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?. Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents () Greg meets Jack Robert De Niro Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?. Meet the Parents quotes. 43 total quotes I can't believe you didn't tell me you were that close. You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage.

Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Well, they say geniuses pick green. But you didn't pick it. What do you mean? You know, the whole drug thing? No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

meet the parents can you milk me

Some people think that to "puff the magic dragon" means to- They're really, uh - to smoke - to smoke - a marijuana cigarette. Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon.

meet the parents can you milk me

Are you a pothead, Focker? No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm - I'm not - I - I pass on grass all the time. I mean, not all the time.

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I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess. I was not threatening her. I was just trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thing You were acting like a maniac and you threatened her with a bomb.

No, I said I didn't have a bomb. But you said bomb. I said, "It's not like I have a bomb". You said "Bomb" on an airplane. What's wrong with saying 'Bomb' on an airplane?

You can't say 'Bomb' on an airplane! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. You gonna arrest me? Bomb bomb bomb bomb! You assaulted an airline employee and I oughta put you away for years!

Greg, how come you don't like cats? I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. You need that assurance? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal? You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. Oh, honey, why don't you read Greg your poem? Oh, no, he doesn't want to hear that.

You see, when Jack had to retire That's a bunch of malarky.

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The doctor thought it would be therapeutic if he Honey, you wrote the most beautiful poem about your mother. Please, we really wanna hear it. It's a work in progress. I'm still not happy with it.

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As soon as it's ready, then I am going to glaze it onto a plate You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage. Your name was Angela, the angel from heaven, but you were also an angel of God, and He needed you too. Selfishly I tried to keep you here But I couldn't save you, and I shall see your face It always gets me.

So-So--So much love, yet also so much information. You must've had vegetables fresher than that, growing up on a farm, Greg. Dad, uh, Greg grew up in Detroit. He told me he grew up on a farm.

  • Quotes from the Movie "Meet the Parents"
  • Ben Stiller: Greg Focker

Do they have many farms in Detroit? No, Dina, no, not a lot. In fact, Jack, I should clarify this. I didn't actually grow up The house we grew up in was originally erected So that, plus we had a lot of pets-- Jack: Which one did you milk then? Honey, he said he pumped milk. What have you ever milked? I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story? My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 8 of them, and there was this one little runt I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him.

I had-- I had no idea you could milk a cat. Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.

Meet the Parents () - Ben Stiller as Greg Focker - IMDb

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Oh, look, somebody had a visit from the hair fairy. Nice 'do, nice 'do. I'll do the intros.