Meet the Spartans () - Soundtracks - IMDb
Sports. He is the director of Greek Dance and Culture Research in at the " Dionysus" Research. Center, in . women who sang the "dithyramb", a song in honor of Dionysus. shouts the so-called "skomata ex amaris" at friends or even strangers. .. danced inside baskets; a custom that we meet later in many other Athenian. Spartan is a action thriller film written and directed by David Mamet and starring Val Robert Scott is a former United States Marine Corps Force Recon master gunnery sergeant, acting as a While observing an exercise designed to evaluate Delta candidates, Scott meets a recruit, Curtis, as well as Sergeant. Date Movie is a American romantic comedy film directed by Aaron Seltzer. Much of the There she meets Grant Fockyerdoder, with whom she forms an instant scene is she has backup dancers and she bounces and shows off her dance Afterwards, Grant introduces Julia to his ex-fiancée, Andy, who turns out to.
In one alternate version of the film adaptation, they walk off the screen—presumably to the left—in order to engage in "foot fellatio" to quote Danny Jack Cortes verbatim.
She cannot forgive Grant, and agrees to marry Nicky. Once at the altar with Nicky, Julia is regretting it and has flashbacks about her and Grant.
Frank objects to the union and realizes he was wrong about Grant who liked her even when Julia was ugly having seen the flashbackhe persuades her to go after Grant who is revealed to have waited for months.
Julia journeys to meet him as he is leaving, while tossing aside Andy who was pursuing him too. Julia arrives too late and sees Grant on the streets before she falls off the roof, though is conveniently caught by Grant. They get back together and get married, with Hitch officiating.
Andy and Nicky meet at the wedding, and fall in love.
Meanwhile, Grant and Julia leave in a horse and carriage. Julia also gets a present from her mother-in-law: King Kong comes on and rips off her dress, leaving her clad in a leopard print bikini.
King Kong then gropes her, she says "I like hairy guys" and King Kong roars and flattens her. Curtis is wounded and Scott has to kill Asani. As the team prepares an assault in Dubai, a news broadcast reports that Laura and her college professor were discovered drowned while sailing off the coast of Martha's Vineyard. The rescue operation is called off. Scott returns home, convinced there is no more to be done, but Curtis tracks him down and insists that Laura is alive.
He shows Scott an earring that was caught in his sniper's mat from the beach house identical to the earrings Laura is wearing in a news photograph.
When they return to the beach house to investigate, Curtis is killed by a sniper positioned on a nearby boat.
Scott evades the sniper and when he finds Laura's unique sign on a window in the beach house indicating she was there, he realizes that she may not be dead. He takes his pager and phone apart and finds a tracking device.
He tries to contact Laura's mother, who is visiting a rehab facility, but he is intercepted by a female Secret Service agent assigned to guard the First Family. When he shows the agent the earring, the agent, who knows Laura well, explains that for years the President has used visits to his daughter as a cover for extramarital affairs, and that he pulled Laura's Secret Service detail to use as extra protection for himself during the latest trip, leaving her vulnerable to the members of the sex trafficking ring.
Scott enlists Sergeant Black to help him rescue the girl from Dubai and turns to Avi, a former Israeli operative. Avi agrees to get him into Dubai and smuggle Laura out concealed in a cargo container at the airport, obtaining weapons for him and support from a local man known as Jones.
People are expected to laugh at kids having chairs broken over their backs? Carmen Electra appears in all of these movies and plays a major role in Meet The Spartans making her, for want of a better term, the series mascot.
Seltzer and Friedberg (Creator) - TV Tropes
Most of the X Meets Y formulas for the Seltzer and Friedberg are bizarre beyond belief, with the very few threads connecting them being that they were in the public's zeitgeist by the time the film was created.
As The Nostalgia Critic eloquently asked: Disaster Movie was their only movie to bomb both critically and financially, and since then, their output has been far more sporadic. Happens quite a bit in these movies, although the male characters absolutely Would Hit a Girl. The ending of Epic Movie. When it looks like Peter is going to lose, he just randomly finds the magic remote from Click in the grass, which, he of course helpfully tells the audienceis the remote from Click.
Lisa in Disaster Movie, though the characters' grief doesn't last for very long. Don't Explain the Joke: Every single reference will be explained flatly to the audience.
The Soup made fun of this with a parody of the movies entitled "Reference Movie" in which every character parody explained who they were and said "Get it? Literally in Disaster Movie — three cows fall on different superheroes during the tornado scene, and another falling cow caps off the Massive Multiplayer Ensemble Number.
Two film critics who did not like the movie were hired to commentary Date Movie. Highlights include pin-pointing exactly where movies like Airplane! The directors themselves did a commentary for one of their films that started out informative, but quickly turned into a tongue-in-cheek bullshitting contest.
Exactly What It Says on the Tin: All of their films are fairly straight-forward in the title, even excusing for the tenuous connections the films themselves have to their titles. The amount of times they show a woman with extreme cellulite is just downright disturbing. The naked "Flavor Flav" is not something anyone wants to see.Meet The Spartans - I Will Survive (HQ)
Sometimes, these guys are mistakenly credited for the latter two. You could argue that the spoof genre would have died out in the late s regardless, as audience tastes moved to "bromance" films, ensemble pieces and more intellectual comedies, not to mention the rise in popularity of quickly-produced and, therefore, more topical web-based comedy, but Seltzer and Friedberg helped completely drive the genre into the ground, with Disaster Movie being seen as the one that officially signified its death.
These days, most spoof movies are relegated to Direct-To-Video or digital. In Meet the Spartans.
In Epic Movie, Edward notices what he thinks is the chocolate river, and quickly gulps some "chocolate" up in enjoyment. After a beat, Willy points out, "That's actually the sewer line," causing Edward to gag in disgust.